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All stories presented here are Copyright © 2000-2001 By G. Robert McDuffie and R.A.P.H College press
unless otherwise specified. All rights reserved. No portion of this material may be displayed copied or
reprinted without the expressed written consent of the author. Do not fold, staple or mutilate. Do not take
internally. In the event of accidental ingestion do not induce vomiting and seek medical assistance
immediately. May cause nervousness and palpitations when not used as directed. Unplug before servicing.
The surgeon general has shown that this product contains carbon monoxide and has been shown to
contribute to low birth weight when used during pregnancy. If you keep doing it you will go blind. Any
similarity to any person living or dead is not accidental. "I did not have sex with that woman." "I did not
inhale." Use in a well ventilated area. Do not take more than 50 mg in any 24 hour period. Gee Alex, I guess
Ill take legal questions for $500. Before beginning this or any exercise program consult your physician.
Do not pass go, do not collect $200. In case of sudden cabin decompression an oxygen mask will drop from a
ceiling compartment. Please return your stewardess to her full upright position and fasten your seat belt.
And they all lived happily ever after. Now on with the show...
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A few years ago, I started writing down some remembrances just for fun. For a long
time I did nothing with them. I've written a lot of stories so I will put some of them
here. I would have done it sooner but I had to wait for the copyrights to be registered. I
hope you enjoy them. If you do (or don't) let me know by dropping me a line and make
your comment.
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